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Gusto ng Bathala ng kaliwanagan na sunugin ang kanyang kalaban, samantalang ang bathala ng pagkalunod, ay lunurin sila. Bakit lahat ng bathala ay pukeng marahas?! Nasaan ang bathala ng mga suso at alak?! - Tiryon Lannister
- Bahay Lanister - "Ang lanister ay laging nagbabayad ng utang."
- Bahay Tully - "Pamilya, Obligasyon, Respeto."
- Starks - "Parating na ang Taglamig."
- Greyjoy - Pag double dead hindi na puwedeng mamatay pero matigas at malakas."
Naintindihan mo ba? Yan lamang ang ilan sa mga linya sa paborito kong epik na TV series ang Game of Thrones o Laro ng mga Trono sa Tagalog. Sa totoo lang mas naiintindihan kaya talaga natin kapag isinalin sa sarili nating lengguwahe ang ganitong uri ng palabas sa telebisyon? Ang hirap liwanagin sa isip di ba? Mas natotorete ako sa lalim ng Katagalugan sa paghahayag ng script. Hindi ko keri mas ok na ko sa Ingles at baka ma-ban pa ng MTRCB ang bawat translasyon na hindi puwede sa mga inosenteng tainga.
At dahil uso rin naman ang patayan dito sa ating bansa, patayan na ring nag ating ipagbabalik-tanaw sa Game of Thrones. Dito hindi man araw-araw ang kitilan ng buhay pero walastik naman ang pamamaraan ng pagpatay. Nariyan ang pugutan ng ulo, pagpunit ng lalamuna, bitayan, pagtaga ng kamay at daliri, pagputol ng etits, pagsunog ng buhay, pagsakal, ipakaen sa dragon at kung ano ano pang nakakarimarim ng istilo ng pagtodas medieval age style.
Nariyan rin ang tinatawag na trial by combat kung saan ito ang paghatol ng kamatayan. May makakatunggali kang isa sa pinakamagaling na knight o sundalo sa kahariang yun at magpapatayan kayo gamit ang espada at kalasag. Mapapawalang bisa lang ang kasalanan mo kung mananalo ka sa labanang yun. Asa ka naman dre kung mabubuhay ka pa.
Minsan naiisip ko tutal marahas na rin naman sa ating bansa ngayon bakit di na lang kaya natin buksan o ipagamit ang mga fighting pits ng mga nagsasabong tapos yung mga adik at mga adik na pulis ang tampok para magpatayan sa loob ng arena. Ang mananalo gagantimpalaan ng paglaya at 1 year supply ng Lucky Me instant pancit canton + jacket at cellphones ni Kuya Wil. Kesa yung papatayin sila ng icacardboard pa. At ang maganda niyan by barangay ang contestant na adik tutal may mga listahan naman sila bawat barangay di ba? The more adik in the city, the more chances of winning with a lots and lots of prizes.
Ang Game of Thrones na nga ata ang pinaka magastos na TV series sa balat ng seven kingdoms. Ang sabi sa istatistiks ang inilalabas ng HBO na pera para sa GoT ay nagkakahalaga ng anim na milyong dolyares sa kada episode nito. Kung manalo ka sa Lotto ngayon hindi mo pa rin daw mapapantayan ang gastos ng palabas na ito. Kung regular ka na tagasubaybay ng nasabing palabas ay makikita mo naman talaga kung gaano ito pinondohan kung saan saan silang bansa nagfifilming kagaya ng bansang Malta, Croatia, Northern Ireland, Morocco, Iceland, Spain at Scotland. Kung saan kailangan ng mala-medieval aura, mga bundok, mga castles at mga patag na lupain. Hindi ito yung ginagawa ang acting sa likod ng green na background at i-eedit lang sa kompyuter. Totoong lugar ito at ang pinakagusto ko eh yung sa dagat na may sasalubong sa iyong giant knight bago ka makapasok sa city na yun. Yun ata yung City of Braavos.
Sabi nga ng tropa wag ka magmamahal ng karakter dahil sa palabas na ito walang pinipiling espesyal at lahat puwedeng ma-tsugi maski hari ka pa tohl!
Eto yung death list sa GoT and any body can return ika nga kasi yung mga katawan na hindi nasusunog after they die pwede silang maging White Walkers. The list are based on the TV show and not on the book of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire.
WILL
*Ranger of the Night's Watch
Means of Execution: Beheaded for desertion by Ned Stark
Likelihood of return: 0%
JOHN ARRYN
*Hand to the King before Ned Stark
Means of Execution: Poisoned by Lysa Arryn and Littlefinger
Likelihood of return: 0%
JORY CASSEL
*Captain of the guards to House Stark
Means of Execution: Stabbed by Jaime Lannister through the eye
Likelihood of return: 0%
Visery's Targaryen's death GoT1x6
VISERYS TARGARYEN
*Exiled head of House Targaryen and brother to Daenerys Targaryen
Means of Execution: Khal Drogo pours molten gold on his head at Daenery's command.
Likelihood of return: 0%
BENJEN STARK
*First Ranger of the Night's Watch, Brother of Ned Stark
Means of Execution: Unknown
Likelihood of return: 100% already come back to save Bran from White Walkers.
ROBERT BARATHEON
*Lord of the Seven Kingdoms
Means of Execution: Mortally wounded by a wild boar after drinking wine given to him by Lancel Lannister at Cerse Lannister's command.
Likelihood of return: 0%
SYRIO FOREL
*Master sword fighter and Arya Stark's instructor in combat.
Means of execution: Presumably killed by Ser Meryn in a sword fight (he was only armed with a training sword)
Likelihood of return: 30% (We never actually see him die)
Ned Stark's death GoT 1x9
EDDARD STARK
*Hand of the King and Lord of the North
Means of Execution: Beheaded by Ser Ilyn Payne at the order of Joffrey Baratheon
Likelihood of return: 0%
KHAL DROGO
*Chieftain of the Dothraki people and husband of Daenerys Targaryen.
Means of execution: Smothered by Daenerys Targaryen in a mercy killing after a spell by Mirri Maz Duur leaves him in a catatonic state.
Likelihood of return: 0%
RHAEGO
*Son of Khal Drogo and Khaleesi Daenerys Targaryen
Means of execution: Stillborn because of a blood magic ritual performed by Mirri Maz Duur
Likelihood of return: 0%
MIRRI MAZ DUUR
*Enslaved gods wife
Means of Execution: Burned alive on Drogo's funeral pyre by Daenerys Targaryen
Likelihood of return: 0%
RAKHARO
*Dothraki bodyguard to Daenerys Targaryen
Means of execution: Killed and decapitated by a rival Khalasar while scouting the Red Waste.
Likelihood of return: 0%
YOREN
*Recruiter of the Night's Watch
Means of execution: Killed by Ser Amory Lorch, loyal to House Lannister, in a fight.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Renly Baratheon's death GoT 2x5
RENLY BARATHEON
*Master of Laws, Claimant to the Iron Throne, brother of Robert and Stannis Baratheon.
Means of execution: Killed by a shadow with Stannis Baratheon's face that was birthed by Melisandre.
Likelihood of return: 0%
RODRIK CASSEL
*Master-at-Arms at Winterfell, Servant of House Stark
Means of execution: Decapitated by Theon Greyjoy
Likelihood of return: 0%
IRRI
*Dothraki handmaiden to Daenerys Targaryen
Means of execution: Murdered during Xaro Xhoan Daxos' theft of the dragons at Qarth
Likelihood of return: 0%
MAESTER LUWIN
*Maester of Winterfell
Means of execution: Osha ends his suffering after he is stabbed with a spear by ironborn raider Dagmer.
Likelihood of return: 0%
QHORIN
*Night's Watch ranger.
Means of execution: Killed by Jon Snow (at Qhorin's own behest) in order to trick the Wildlings into thinking John has left the Night's Watch.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Pyat Pree's death GoT 2x10
PYAT PREE
*Warlock from Qarth, Member of the Thirteen
Means of execution: Burned alive by Daenerys Targaryen's dragons.
Likelihood of return: 0%
DOREA
*Handmaiden to Daenerys Targaryen
Means of execution: Locked with Xaro Xhoan Daxos inside a Valyrian stone vault by Jorah Mormont at the order of Daenerys Targaryen.
Likelihood of return: 1% (We didn't actually see her die, but unlikely save a miracle)
XARO XHOAN DAXOS
*Merchant in Qarth
Means of execution: Locked with Xaro Xhoan Daxos inside a Valyrian stone vault by Jorah Mormont at the order of Daenerys Targaryen.
Likelihood of return: 1% (Again, we didn't actually see him die)
HOSTER TULLY
*Lord of Riverrun, Father of Edmund Tully, Catelyn Stark and Lysa Arryn
Means of execution: Illness
Likelihood of return: 0%
Jeor Mormont's death GoT3x4
JEOR MORMONT
*Lord Commander of the Night's Watch
Means of execution: Stabbed to death by Night's Watchman Rast during a mutiny
Likelihood of return: 0%
CRASTER
*A Wildling who lived with his daughter-wives beyond the Wall
Means of execution: Killed by Karl Tanner, a Night Watchman
Likelihood of return: 0%
Kraznys Death GoT 3x4
KRAZNYS
*Slave-trader in Slaver's Bay and one of the Good Masters
Means of execution: Burned alive by Drogo after he tries to trade the Unsullied for the dragon ang insults Daenerys.
Likelihood of return: 0%
BERIC DONDARRION
Leader of Brotherhood Without Banners
Means of execution: Killed by the Hound in trial by combat
Likelihood of return: 100% (He's already back! Thoros of Myr has resuscitated Dondarrion six times via prayers to the Lord of Light)
ROS
*Prostitute in Littlefinger's brothel and spy for Varys.
Means of execution: Shot by Joffrey Baratheon with a crossbow.
Likelihood of return: 0%
The Red Wedding Massacre: Death of Talisa, Catelyn and Rob Stark
Rains of Castamere - The Red Wedding Theme
TALISA STARK
*Wife of Robb Stark
Means of execution: Stabbed in the stomach while pregnant by Lothar Frey at the Red Wedding.
Likelihood of return: 0%
ROBB STARK
*King of the North, son of Lord Eddard Stark and Lady Catelyn of Winterfell.
Means of execution: Shot by a Frey crossbowman and then stabbed through the heart by Roose Bolton at the Red Wedding.
Likelihood of return: 0%
CATELYN STARK
*Wife of Eddard Stark, Mother of Robb, Sansa, Arya, Bran and Rickon.
Means of execution: Throat slit by Black Walder Rivers at the Red Wedding.
Likelihood of return: 0%
POLLIVER
*Man-at-arms for House Lannister.
Means of execution: Stabbed in the throat by Arya Stark
Likelihood of return: 0%
TANSY
*Servant of House Bolton
Means of execution: Hunted down by Ramsey Snow and eaten by his dogs.
Likelihood of return: 0%
The Purple Wedding: Joffrey Baratheon's death
JOFFREY BARATHEON
*Lord of the Seven Kingdoms
Means of execution: Poisoned at the Purple Wedding by Olenna Tyrell and Littlefinger.
Likelihood of return: 0%
KARL TANNER
*Brother of the Night's Watch, leader of the mutiny at Craster's Keep.
Means of execution: Impaled by Jon Snow during the raid on Craster's Keep.
Likelihood of return: 0%
LOCKE
*Man-at-arms for House Bolton.
Means of execution: Neck snapped by Bran Stark while Bran is warging into Hodor.
Likelihood of return: 0%
RAST
*Range in the Night's Watch
Means of execution: Ripped apart by John's dire wolf, during the raid on Craster's Keep.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Moon Door scene: Lysa Arryn's death
LYSA ARRYN
*Lady Regent of the Vale, sister to Catelyn Stark, briefly the wife of Littlefinger.
Means of execution: Pushed out of the Moon door by Littlefinger.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Idol! Best fight ever! Oberyn Martell vs. Gregor Clegane a.k.a. The Mountain GoT4x8
OBERYN MARTELL
*Prince of the House Martell
Means of execution: Skull crushed by The Mountain in a trial by combat.
Likelihood of return: 0%
THE MOUNTAIN
*Knight and Head of House Clegane, loyal to House Lannister.
Means of execution: Poisoned by the spear of Oberyn Martell in a trial by combat.
Likelihood of return: 100% (reanimated by Qyburn)
GRENN
*Ranger in the Night's Watch
Means of execution: Killed fighting the giant Mag the Mighty in the Battle of Castle Black.
Likelihood of return: 0%
MAG THE MIGHTY
*Giant fighting in Mance Ryder's army.
Means of execution: Killed by Grenn and five other members of the Night's Watch in the Battle of Castle Black.
Likelihood of return: 0%
PYP
*Brother of the Night's Watch
Means of execution: Shot through the neck with an arrow by Ygritte during the Battle of Castle Black.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Battle of Castle Black: Styr's death GoT4x9
STYR
*Fighting in Mance Ryder's army.
Means of execution: Bludgeoned in the head with a hammer by Jon Snow during the Battle of Castle Black.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Battle of Castle Black: Ygritte's death GoT 4x9 (You know nothing John Snow)
YGRITTE
*Soldier in Mance Ryder's army and Jon Snow's lover.
Means of execution: Shot with an arrow by Olly in the Battle of Castle Black.
Likelihood of return: 0%
JOJEN REED
*Warg, brother of Meera Reed, traveling companion of Bran Stark.
Means of execution: Mercy killed by Meera after being stabbed multiple times by a Wight; burned by a fireball thrown by "The Children".
Likelihood of return: 0%
SHAE
*Prostitute and girlfriend of Tyrion Lannister.
Means of execution: Strangled to death by Tyrion Lannister.
Likelihood of return: 0%
TYWIN LANNISTER
*Head of House Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, father of Cersei, Jaime, and Tyrion Lannister.
Means of execution: Shot on the toilet by Tyrion Lannister with a crossbow.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Mance Rayder's Death GoT 5x1
MANCE RAYDER
*Leader of the Free Folk
Means of execution: Shot with a mercy arrow by Jon Snow before he's burned alive.
Likelihood of return: 0%
JANOS SLYNT
*Former Commander of the City Watch in King's Landing, exiled to Night's Watch by Tyrion Lannister.
Means of execution: Beheaded for insubordination by Jon Snow.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Ser Barristan's death GoT 5x4
BARRISTAN SELMY
*Former member of Kingsguard, advisor of Daenerys Targaryen.
Means of execution: Killed fighting the Sons of Harpy in Meereen.
Likelihood of return: 0%
MAESTER AEMON
*Maester at Castle Black.
Means of execution: Dies of old age.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Massacre at HardHome: Wildlings vs. The Wights (including Karsi's death)
KARSI
*Chieftainess of the Ice-river clans.
Means of execution: Mauled to death by Wights.
Likelihood of return: 0%
SHIREEN BARATHEON
*Daughter of Stannis and Selyse Baratheon
Means of execution: Burned alive as a sacrifice to the Lord of Light by Melisandre at the order of Stannis Baratheon.
Likelihood of return: 0%
HIZDAHR ZO LORAQ
*Scion of the House Loraq, former slave trader, husband of Daenerys Targaryen.
Means of execution: Stabbed to death by the Sons of Harpy.
Likelihood of return: 0%
SELYSE BARATHEON
*Wife of Stannis Baratheon
Means of execution: Hangs herself following the death of her daughter.
Likelihood of return: 0%
STANNIS BARATHEON
*Lord of Dragonstone, brother of Robert and Renly Baratheon, claimant to the Iron Throne.
Means of execution: Executed by Brienne of Tarth
Likelihood of return: 50% (We don't actually see Brienne kill Stannis)
MYRANDA
*Servant of House Bolton, and Ramsay Snow's lover.
Means of execution: Pushed off a ledge by Theon Greyjoy
Likelihood of return: 0%
Meryn Trant's death GoT 5x10
MERYN TRANT
*Knight in the Kingsguard
Means of execution: Blinded and stabbed before having his throat slit by Arya Stark.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Poison Kiss: Myrcella Baratheon's death GoT5x10
MYRCELLA BARATHEON
*Daughter of Cersei Lannister and Jaime Lannister, sister to King Tommen Baratheon.
Means of execution: Poisoned with a kiss by Ellaria Sand with the help of the Sand Snakes.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Stabbed multiple times at Castle Black: Jon Snow's death GoT5x10
JON SNOW
*Commander of the Night's Watch, bastard son of Eddard Stark.
Means of execution: Stabbed by Night's Watch mutineers, including Allister Thorne and Olly.
Likelihood of return: 100% (Resurrected by Melisandre)
AREO HOTAH
*Captain of the Guard for the Martells
Means of execution: Stabbed in the back by Tyene, one of the Sand Snakes.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Doran & Trystane Martell's death GoT6x1
DORAN MARTELL
*Prince of Dorne
Means of execution: Stabbed in the chest by Ellaria Sand.
Likelihood of return: 0%
TRYSTANE MARTELL
*Prince of Dorne, betrothed to Myrcella
Means of execution: Impaled through the back of the head by Obara, one of the Sand Snakes.
Likelihood of return: 0%
THE FLASHER
*Man who flashes Cersei Lannister during her walk of atonement.
Means of execution: Head smashed against a wall by Gregor Clegane, a.k.a The Mountain.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Roose Bolton's death GoT6x2
ROOSE BOLTON
*Lord of the Dreadfort, Warden of the North
Means of execution: Stabbed in the chest by his own son, Ramsay Bolton.
Likelihood of return: 0%
WALDA BOLTON and UNNAMED BOLTON CHILD
*Wife to Roose Bolton, granddaughter of Walder Frey.
Means of execution: Mauled to death by Ramsay Bolton's dogs.
Likelihood of return: 0%
BALON GREYJOY
*Lord of the Iron Islands
Means of execution: Thrown from a bridge by this brother, Euron Greyjoy.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Hanged at Castle Black for treason: Ser Alliser Thorne & Olly's death
ALLISER THORNE
*Acting Lord Commander of the Night's Watch
Means of execution: Hanged for treason by Jon Snow.
Likelihood of return: 0%
OLLY
*Steward of the Night's Watch
Means of execution: Hanged for treason by Jon Snow.
Likelihood of return: 0%
ARTHUR DAYNE
*Member of the Kingsguard of King Aerys II Targaryen
Means of execution: Stabbed in the back by Howland Reed and partially decapitated by Ned Stark.
Likelihood of return: 0%
OSHA
*Wildling loyal to Rickon Stark
Means of execution: Stabbed in the neck by Ramsay Bolton.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Burned alive: Khal Moro and other Khal's death GoT6x4
KHAL MORO
*Khal who presides over khalar vezhven
Means of execution: Burned alived along with the other khals by Daenerys Targaryen.
Likelihood of return: 0%
THREE-EYED RAVEN
*Sorcerer and Bran's mentor
Means of execution: Killed by the Night King
Likelihood of return: 25%
LEAF
*Child of the forest.
Means of execution: Committed suicide with explosive device when attacked by Wights to save Bran.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Hold the door: Hodor's death GoT6x5
HODOR
*Servant to the House Stark
Means of execution: Torn apart by Wights.
Likelihood of return: 0%
AERYS II TARGARYEN
*Lord of the Seven Kingdoms
Means of execution: Stabbed in the back by Jaime Lannister
Likelihood of return: 0%
BROTHER RAY
*Faith of the Seven Septons
Means of execution: Hanged by rogue members of the Brotherhood without Banners.
Likelihood of return: 0%
LEM
*Member of Brotherhood without Banners
Means of execution: Hanged by The Hound.
Likelihood of return: 0%
BRYNDEN TULLY (THE BLACKFISH)
*Lord of Riverrun
Means of execution: Killed defending Riverrun
Likelihood of return: 50% (We don't actually see the Blackfish killed)
LADY CRANE
*Actress in Braavos
Means of execution: Throat slit by The Waif
Likelihood of return: 0%
A girl has no name: The Waif's death GoT6x8
THE WAIF
*Acolyte of the Faceless Men
Means of execution: Killed by Arya Stark
Likelihood of return: 0%
RAZDAL MO ERAZ
*Wise Master
Means of execution: Throat cut by Grey Worm
Likelihood of return: 0%
BELICHO PAENYMION
*Volantis Nobleman
Means of execution: Throat cut by Grey Worm.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Rickon Stark's death and Battle of the Bastards GoT6x9
RICKON STARK
*Lord of House Stark
Means of execution: Shot with an arrow in the back by Ramsay Bolton.
Likelihood of return: 0%
JON UMBER
*Lord of the House Umber
Means of execution: Throat torn out and head stabbed by Tormund.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Battle at Winterfell: Giant Wun Wun's death GoT6x9
WUN WEG WUN DAR WUN
*Giant in Wildling Army
Means of execution: Shot through the eye by Ramsay Bolton.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Eaten by his dogs: Ramsay Bolton's death GoT6x9
RAMSAY BOLTON
*Warden of The North
Means of execution: Eaten alive by his hounds on the order of Sansa Stark
Likelihood of return: 0%
GRAND MAESTER PYCELLE
*Grand Master in King's Landing
Means of execution: Stabbed by one of Quburn's little birds.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Wild fire death scene: The High Sparrow, Magaery, Loras, Mace, Kevan's death GoT6x10
LANCEL LANNISTER
*A brother with the Sparrows
Means of execution: Stabbed by one of Quburn's little birds, blown up by Wildfire.
Likelihood of return: 0%
THE HIGH SPARROW
*High Septon
Means of execution: Burned alive in a wildfire orchestrated by Cersei.
Likelihood of return: 0%
LORAS TYRELL
*Former Lord Commander
Means of execution: Burned alive in a wildfire orchestrated by Cersei.
Likelihood of return: 0%
MACE TYRELL
*Lord of High Garden, Warden of The South
Means of execution: Burned alive in a wildfire orchestrated by Cersei.
Likelihood of return: 0%
KEVAN LANNISTER
*Hand of the King
Means of execution: Burned alive in a wildfire orchestrated by Cersei.
Likelihood of return: 0%
MARGAERY TYRELL
*Queen of the Seven Kingdoms
Means of execution: Burned alive in a wildfire orchestrated by Cersei.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Tommen's death GoT6x10
TOMMEN BARATHEON
*Lord of the Seven Kingdoms
Means of execution: Committed suicide by jumping from a window following Margaery's death as orchestrated by Cersei.
Likelihood of return: 0%
WALDER RIVERS
*Bastard son of Walder Frey
Means of execution: Killed and baked in a pie by Arya Stark.
Likelihood of return: 0%
LOTHAR FREY
*Son of Walder Frey
Means of execution: Killed and baked in a pie by Arya Stark.
Likelihood of return: 0%
Throat slit: Walder Frey's death GoT6x10
WALDER FREY
*Lord of the Crossing, Lord of the Riverrun
Means of execution: Throat slit by Arya Stark.
Likelihood of return: 0%
LYANNA STARK
*Sister of Eddard Stark, Mother of Jon Snow
Means of execution: Died after giving birth to Jon Snow during Robert's Rebellion.
Likelihood of return: 0%
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